As the snowflakes gradually descend on this chilly winter’s morn, melting before they can fulfill the purpose of their existence–to shine the heads of bald men all across Chicagoland, I get ready to power down the Tune Remedy laboratory.
Suddenly, I begin to wonder how it is that you, my loyal reader(s), will be bracing yourselves for the year of the Ox.
A wise man once said, “an optimist stays up to welcome the New Year, a pessimist stays up to make sure the old one leaves.”
He went on to down 2 bottles of champagne, punch a baby, set a hobo’s bindle on fire, and get arrested for trying to make love to a gasoline tank of an active police car the very same New Year’s eve.
Moral of the tale: don’t write on your blog at 4AM in the morning
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I have already shared this but I love this post slightly more than I love you!
which in reality means I love you because it is an extension of you.
I know I’m being soggy (that is my new word for corny or cheesy- you like?)
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