New Year’s Eve

by Viktor on December 31, 2008

Police CarAs the snowflakes gradually descend on this chilly winter’s morn, melting before they can fulfill the purpose of their existence–to shine the heads of bald men all across Chicagoland, I get ready to power down the Tune Remedy laboratory.

Suddenly, I begin to wonder how it is that you, my loyal reader(s), will be bracing yourselves for the year of the Ox.

A wise man once said, “an optimist stays up to welcome the New Year, a pessimist stays up to make sure the old one leaves.”

He went on to down 2 bottles of champagne, punch a baby, set a hobo’s bindle on fire, and get arrested for trying to make love to a gasoline tank of an active police car the very same New Year’s eve.

Moral of the tale: don’t write on your blog at 4AM in the morning

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Dina 01.01.09 at 12:58 pm

I have already shared this but I love this post slightly more than I love you! :P

2 Dina 01.01.09 at 1:00 pm

which in reality means I love you because it is an extension of you.

I know I’m being soggy (that is my new word for corny or cheesy- you like?)

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