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Lyrically Lacking Monday #4

by Viktor on January 12, 2009

The Ataris - I Won’t Spend Another Night Alone

We’d buy a small house in south central L.A.
Raise lots of kids then we’d both join a gang
Just as long as we’re together.
The things you make me wanna do I’d rob a quik-e mart for you
I’d go to the pound and let all the cats go free
Just as long as you’d be with me.

Never have I witnessed love so true.  So beautiful.  So vivid.  Such inspiring symbolism… “I’d rob a quik e-mart for you” of course signifying that the male would go to great measures to satisfy his lover financially.  “I’d go to the pound and let all the cats go free” can be taken on many different levels.  Does the lover make the male feel like he should be a better man and do something selfless for the world?  Or is it simply saying that he will no longer need any other “pussy”?

Deep.

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Lyrically Lacking Monday #2

by Viktor on December 29, 2008

Suggested by: Geoffrey C.

I know a mouse
And he hasn’t got a house
I don’t know why
I call him Gerald
He’s getting rather old
But he’s a good mouse

Pink Floyd

Pink Floyd  - Bike
Album: The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Released: August 5, 1967

If you’d like, you can suggest next Monday’s lacking lyrics here!

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Lyrically Lacking Monday #1

by Viktor on December 22, 2008

Suggested by: warren

Me like to go down to the church,
And drink some Holy Water.
Mom don’t like,
And the Priest don’t like it,
But me can’t seem to help it.

msiMindless Self Indulgence - Ecnegludni Fles Sseldnim
Album: Tight
Released: April 6, 1999


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Whats a Lyrically Lacking Monday?

by Viktor on December 21, 2008

The first weekly Lyrically Lacking Monday is coming up tomorrow so I thought I’d take a second to tell you all what that’s all about!Mondays

The way I see it, many of us have heard a good share of lyrically challenged songs–tunes with lyrics that make you question the direction in which the human race is heading because of their lameness, stupidity, or just plain ignorance.

I want Monday, the historically least favorite day of the work week, to be our special day to share snippets of these ridiculously bad songs with each other to cheer ourselves up.  As they say, laughter is often the best medicine.

If you have any lyrics in mind and you’d like to participate, then go ahead and suggest them here but try not to post them in the comments below or we’ll turn this into a Lyrically Lacking Sunday by mistake :) .

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