Description:
Although there are more frightening things than being imprisoned by a garment, the psychological damage that occurs because of this trauma is like no other. Imagine it, you find a pretty little dress, slip it on and discover that it prefers to stay on. Claustrophobia sets in and a panic attack ensues. All the while, you ponder whether the stuck zipper is because of bad karma or the carton of ice-cream you consumed during one sluggish afternoon. No matter the reason, the situation of getting trapped in a dress is pure mental agony. So what is a person to do? Our psychological advocate speculates that the only way you will find your way out of confinement is to undergo the model proposed by Elizabeth Kübler-Ross, otherwise known as the Five stages of Greif. Here is an example of a monologue that may transpire:
- Denial: “I am not stuck in this dress I just have been admiring myself in it for the last hour”
- Anger: “what the fuckkkkkkk………………”
- Bargaining: “Okay God, I promise to get in shape and eat better, hmmmm maybe I will do that Jared diet, but first make me thin enough to wiggle out of this dress”
- Depression: “I am so pitiful”
- Acceptance: “I am going to get out of this, I just need to get some assistance”
With little hope of squirming out on your own you have to come to the realization that calling for help is but the only option. Yet anyone that has ever suffered this incident would agree that asking the dressing room attendant to facilitate in prying off fabric from one’s body is not an easy favor to ask for. +Tune Remedy+ suggests listening to a tune to cope with the debacle.
Prescription:
Jesca Hoop - Money (click to watch)
Directions for use/ Important Information:
This song has just the right amount of pop to put a hop in your step again and prevent any post traumatic stress. Plus, there are plenty of active ingredients that cause anti-capitalistic ideas which may even make you rethink buying into materialism all together.
