Hello everyone, I’d like to apologize for the lack of updates as of late. My cousin Drobe broke into my dorm (the Tune 
Remedy laboratory) a few days ago and stole all of my supplies. Luckily, I had planted a GPS tracker in his brain a few years ago just in case such an event would occur so I did manage to track him down eventually. The good news is I have all of my equipment back. The bad news is that I stabbed Drobe in the ass when I encountered him so I will be going to prison for a while. I do plan on having sporadic internet access so I will definitely be updating Tune Remedy as often as the law permits, but, unfortunately, not as often as I have since the relaunch.
From the Manual of Musical Remedies:
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Apologies from the Tune Remedist
Truth: Its only the second week of spring term and I already have an unbelievable amount of programing assignments due
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New Year’s Eve
As the snowflakes gradually descend on this chilly winter’s morn, melting before they can fulfill the purpose of their existence–to shine the heads of bald men all across Chicagoland, I get ready to power down the Tune Remedy laboratory.
Suddenly, I begin to wonder how it is that you, my loyal reader(s), will be bracing yourselves for the year of the Ox.
A wise man once said, “an optimist stays up to welcome the New Year, a pessimist stays up to make sure the old one leaves.”
He went on to down 2 bottles of champagne, punch a baby, set a hobo’s bindle on fire, and get arrested for trying to make love to a gasoline tank of an active police car the very same New Year’s eve.
Moral of the tale: don’t write on your blog at 4AM in the morning
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